Watch This Collection Of President Obama's Best Turkey Day Jokes And Puns

"Time flies, even if turkeys don't."

We can't help but laugh at a good dad joke — and President Obama's are no exception. 

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Vanity Fair went ahead and rounded up some of Obama's best turkey pardon jokes from years past, including that time he spoke of Abe, the turkey, as TOTUS.

"Abe is now a free bird," he said on the podium. "He is TOTUS: The Turkey of the United States."


"It is hard to believe that this is my seventh year of pardoning a turkey. Time flies, even if turkeys don't," he adds, turning to his daughters with a smile. "I thought it was pretty good. You think it's funny too, don't you?"

We do, President Obama. We do. 

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