Watch This New Father Make 41 Dad Jokes In Just 4 Minutes

"Now that I have a son, you might say I have a dad bod. But I'd rather call it a 'father figure.'"

"To the man who stole my thesaurus, I have no words for how angry I am."

That's just one of 41 dad jokes vlogger, entrepreneur, and new dad Hank Green giddily recited in a new video on his YouTube channel Vlogbrothers, which he shares with author John Green, who also happens to be his brother. Hank had been out on paternity leave and hadn't made a video in awhile, so he decided the best way to return would be by telling some terribly corny dad jokes. 

"I'm back and I'm officially a dad, which means that I can make a video that I've been wanting to make for YEARS, but did not feel qualified until this moment. This is 41 dad jokes in under 4 minutes," he said. 

Green found many of the "jokes" on Reddit and was sure to give users credit in the description of the video. To give you a taste of what's to come, here are just a few: 

"You know what the loneliest cheese is?" "Provolone." 

"I just found out my friend was dating a communist. He really should've noticed. There were so many red flags." 

"Now that I have a son, you might say I have a dad bod. But I'd rather call it a 'father figure.'"

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