Ridiculous Stuff This 3-Year Old Says To Her Parents WIll Have You Crying With Laughter

"I like your panties, daddy"

We've all been in one of those situations where someone says something  completely odd. Martin Bruckner knows this entirely too well.

Martin, a creative father of a 3-year old, decided to start a Tumblr blog called Spaghetti Toes after he overheard his wife saying to their daughter "Please don't put Spaghetti between your toes" over a dinner.

"I said to my wife, 'Did you actually just say those words?' and Spaghetti Toes was born," Martin explains on his blog.

Now he draws illustrations of all ridiculously random stuff that is said in his house on a daily basis, mostly by his daughter Harper Grace.


Princesses need that too.

Wait. It actually is.

Not so sure about this one.

But how would that work?

Very poetic.

They haven't done anything wrong.

That's a very good question.



Cake juice is a thing now. Do'h.

Cupcake, I think those are called underwear.

There are certainly worse things than that.

He might quite like sprinkles though.

Don't even think about it.

She has bigger dreams.

One of those urges.

Not this time, sweetie.

It's a love/hate thing.

But what if?

Oh trouble.

2 Cool 4 School.

Always do.


Two favorites in one.

Make sure to follow Spaghetti Toes on Tumblr for more hilarious stuff this creative dad hears at home on a daily basis.

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