Artist Draws Silly Pickup Lines And Some Of Them Are So Cheesy, They Belong On A Pizza

Wow, these are something...

When it comes to breaking the ice, not everyone can get away with just a flick of an eyebrow and a sleek "How you doin'?"

That's when pickup lines come into play — some subtle, some funny, some cheesy as hell. 

Whatever method people choose, everyone has their own style of getting noticed, so there's no need to criticize. However, there is a need to pay tribute to some of the corniest pickup lines, and that's exactly what graphic designer Alyssa Duhe is doing in her daily doodles.


"Could you step away from the bar? You're making the ice melt."

What started as an ordinary daily drawing challenge, Duhe's A Daily Pickup Line Tumblr has quickly turned into a full-fledged illustration blog, full of witty lines people use to attract the object of their affection.

"I am happy to say that not all of these come from personal experience. At the beginning, I was pretty selective on which lines I would use. But since I've been making pickup line illustrations for awhile now, they have been getting more and more off the wall. My main rule is — the sillier the better," Duhe told A Plus.

Duhe mentions her favorite line is also scribbled on her business card: "If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"It may or may not get me some number or weird looks," she says.

Check out some of our favorite pickup lines from Duhe's blog below:

"You must be a 10 because you just gave me a straight."

"Charles Dickens might have given you great expectations, but I can meet them."

"Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, angel?"

"I've checked twice and I'm sure you're on my naughty list."

"Is your body a map? Because I love to travel."

"I'm a fine art appraiser, and your ass is priceless."

"Excuse me, are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled."

"You must be a ship because you've always been on my radar."

"Summer's over because you're about to fall for me."

"I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my dairy queen of queens."

"I only have one move in poker and love, and that's all in."

"Your dad must be a grill master because you are sizzling."

"They call me the D-livery man."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."


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